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Monday, December 05, 2011

feel kinda silly but just found out today that Clinique's "Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion" is for your face. I always thought it was for your hands because there was a girl in elementary school or middle school that had the sample size of it and used it for her hands... and so I always scoffed at the sample tubes that would come my way because they sucked.... but tonight I looked at my new one from about a month ago and read it ... was for your face.... this is stupid but I just can't believe I didn't know all these years.

 

tried it and I think I like it. shaking my head in disbelief.

 


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

I always said I would never date a divorced man just because of all the baggage that comes with it.

In almost every way, I think I'm realizing this is just as bad. 

Thankful/granted there are no children, but still.

Damn it.


Sunday, October 23, 2011

[while this never excuses the other party from being less than what they know is better]
I suppose you can't demand the best of others when you don't demand the best of yourself first.


Friday, September 30, 2011

Total: less than $30 (including tax!)

  • 2 raspberry pink jersey-knit pillow cases
  • 1 pair of nude patent flats
  • 1 pair of black patent flats
  • 40 pink plastic clothes hangers
  • 4 jumbo-sized bottles (with pump!) of my favorite Pantene Pro-V shampoo
  • 1 pink bath towel
  • 1 bag of Chex Mix
  • 1 Clif Bar


Sunday, January 18, 2009

Me: Dad! I cut my hair! I have bangs now.

Dad: You look like that lady from Mad TV.

Me: Ms. Swan?

Dad: Yes. *impersonates Ms. Swan*

Me:  Dad!



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